How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.
Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023
Get the Awaken my mastersmug. Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation
Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012
Get the Blissful Awakeningmug. by Hazex October 27, 2023
Get the awakenedmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>May Unfolds Like A Beautiful Awakening Of A Solstice<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken
by 420-Guy June 1, 2018
Get the Stoned Woken/Awakenmug. When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.
“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.
by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022
Get the Chilliwack Spiritual Awakeningmug. Awakened Gojo is the name for some teenager who found out about the colors red and purple while he was healing him self using positivity or something
by suger man May 28, 2024
Get the Awakened Gojomug.