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Nikocado Avocado

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado
Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022
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avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018
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Nikocado Avocado

man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.
by Clixen September 6, 2021
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avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption
this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.
by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010
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avocado hoez

a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.
pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!
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Nikocado Avocado

retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded
by idontfuckmen October 2, 2021
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im an avocado

When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.
I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!
by Heccyboi January 24, 2018
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