by anonymous October 30, 2020
Get the Astonnedmug. by astonhateclub December 13, 2021
Get the fat smelly astonmug. a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
by buv69 May 23, 2022
Get the Thomas Astonmug. Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
Get the Aston’s Biggestmug. by Ls man October 18, 2022
Get the Astonmug. One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!
“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021
Get the Astonmug. Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.
by kaston for life October 28, 2020
Get the Astonmug.