aston

bad feeling, suspicious and doubtful, even daring parents of a marriage of a child of them, after that had been heard of the act and becoming bankrupt at spirrits of them.

Th stubborn parrents of me are staying by telephone, and theastons can rescue my new wife form a now life of her like a soft fart.

by man!? January 16, 2018

Aston

A short twink with a small dick

Me: "Haha! you're such an Aston."
Friend: "no, YOU!"

by KarmaSLie November 2, 2021

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

Aston Martin F1

the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)

You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1

by O2Gming March 2, 2023

Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

Say no more 👌🏽

“The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023

Aston

The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the Whaley WHOPPER, the slobber knocker, the knickers dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the master of disaster, the king of sting, the main event, the problem, the problem solver, the planet, the ineffable!!.. …,
You get what I’m saying!!
SOZ!!

“The best there is, the best there ever was abd the best there ever will be !” aka ASTON

SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 31, 2023