eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

Status Assassin

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.

-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"

by BMonz February 5, 2012

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

Assissitty

The Act of a Gorilla shoving his thumb up a human ass.

I am very sore from the Assissitty i got at the zoo.

by Oagoz July 4, 2012

Assesstimate

When you're preparing both an assessment and an estimate for work to be completed

We'll have your assesstimate sent to you by midday tomorrow

by Lady K NZ March 7, 2016

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011