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Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball
Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo
by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
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Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
Look at the size of that armadillos penis!
by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011
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armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
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armadillo

Austin, TX is now a town of professional class hipsters, but once upon a time it was a favorite haunt for hippies, "keeping it weird". There was a music venue called The Armadillo; when it went under, it became an emblem of the "weird" Austin that was being encroached on. If you see someone old enough to have been to The Armadillo (the club), with long unkempt grey hair in a ponytail, trailing the faint odor of whatever they were smoking, wearing a faded 70's punk-rock t-shirt, you have met an "armadillo". Their numbers are declining, but they are still to be seen, like an endangered species in their native ecosystem that invasive species are encroaching on.
"Yeah, that guy was a real armadillo; he can tell you stories about when The Clash shot the music video to 'Rock the Casbah' on the corner of Congress and Oltorf."
by rossdavidh April 14, 2021
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Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.
My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.
by Porgie August 30, 2025
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Armadillo

Susan is so attractive. I’d touch her armadillo any day.
by lillumps August 5, 2023
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Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
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