Period Argument

A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.

Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)

Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.

Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.

Period Argument by G-a-D December 9, 2008

Parent Argument 

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

Parent Argument by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

canadian argument by EasedMage November 11, 2016

Insanity Argument

Someone who argues to allow criminals and rapists who are in a Country illegally to stay is the right thing to do even at the expense of the safety of their fellow citizens.

Sanctuary cities create an insanity argument with no basis in reality.

Insanity Argument by Golden029 May 8, 2017

Strawbrain Argument 

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

Strawbrain Argument by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019

Twitter Argument 

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

Twitter Argument by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022

the uno argument 

the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.

the uno argument transcript

man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off

man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox

man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man

man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard

man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK

man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(laughter)

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10

man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO

man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO

man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!

the uno argument by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023