aretz

Aretz the definition of the most gorgeous human being and plays gacha life

Person 1:Wow ur soo Aretz!
Person 2: IKR 😝

by Aretz June 16, 2021

Sloppy Aretha Franklin

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and her favorite song comes on, then she proceeds to start singing it still with the man's balls in her mouth. In turn her nut-slurred speech will sound like that of Aretha Franklin with balls in her mouth."

That chick totally did a Sloppy Aretha Franklin when her favorite song came on while she was sucking on my balls!

by R&G's C&GCS! August 17, 2018

aretas

sexiest man alive

your my aretas

by sexy jonny November 3, 2020

Archtard

Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.

David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010

areha

A girl who sucks tiny dick,She is most likely a slut and is addicted to porn.She will try to suck any dick for anything.

Is than Areha??KILL HER WITH FIRE

by Thetrutherdrugdealer January 15, 2018

aretta

Usually fat and mannish. Arettas are known for having a million kids and brown hair usually. If you encounter am Aretta run before she mistakes you for a hotdog, or worse one of her friends. At first the Aretta will seem friendly but over time, she will become uglier and uglier (a reverse nanny McPhee) and she will soon treat you like a pile of poop. Run away from them at all costs

I befriended an Aretta once, man she was ugly but I gave her a chance. Never again.
Aretta sure was a whore but her millions of kids were nice, for the most part

by Thunderthighs29 July 16, 2017

Aresta

1) A person who fights with knives

2) A status. While a person is in the process of being arrested.

1)Watch out! He's an aresta!

2)Some guy's aresta

by GGJAbiuso June 11, 2010