sour green applesauce

When you are fucking a girl with syphillis and she cums green stuff and you cum in it. You try to eat it and then when you throw up, that is sour green applesauce.

I know you have syphilis , so let's make sour green applesauce.

by MasterK2388 December 30, 2016

eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry

Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.

by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018

Bananas in her applesauce

Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.

Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??

Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.

by Clark Marfington November 20, 2019

Ashley Applesauce

A nice girl. Really funny and smart. She loves herself some candy and needs no boyfriend to make her happy. She is a bit of a stinker, literally the girls farts a lot. She has many friends and is popular. Her style is so cute. Giant glasses with sweats and sweatshirts, perfection. She is so amazing and is a bad chic. All of you reading this really need to get yourselves and Ashley Applesauce!

Look at Ashley Applesauce . Ik dude I’m meltin!

by lexi.batt November 17, 2018

asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible

Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life

by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010