very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 5, 2013

Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

Antiquing

When you go back to your ex for sex.

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.

by tiff12345 November 19, 2021

Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 17, 2024

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 12, 2020

Antique

A DESCRIPTIVE TERM FOR AN AGING DORSET BUILDER..

QUOTE: LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

by Dorset tosser February 6, 2022