A person who is basically simple. Who understands time and life in an analog manner, but who is now trapped in a digital age.
A analogically digital person is one who now an out of place person, old fashioned about time, media disabled, simple clock faces, frustrated with speed.
by shelceleste September 22, 2010
Get the analogically digital person mug.The Flat Earth Analogy or Flat Earth Falacy is an informal falacy to formal falacy that seeks to compare certain concept, idea, hypothesis or theory into something that is falacious, often flat Earth. A common example of this is "X is just like flat Earth", "Believing in X is the same as believe in flat Earth", "X and flat Earth are the same because both concepts are bullshit" and "X and flat Earth do not exist so they are somewhat similar", this falacy/analogy is commonly used by atheists, scientificists and people who want to discredit some narrative or idea/concept.
"The Flat Earth Analogy is a form of Argumentum Ad Pseudoscientia, maybe the most common form of Argumentum ad Pseudoscientia, that can include other things such as "climate denial", "antivax" and so on."
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Get the Flat Earth Analogy mug.Here is: We are standing underneath an apple tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my hand...
Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the tree."
Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me."
Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the top."
Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨
Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it."
Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the tree."
Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me."
Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the top."
Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨
Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it."
Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
Everyone "Well... Me... I should eat the apple. I climbed the tree."
Hym "Nooo... Not for THAT apple you didn't. You climbing the tree for your apples doesn't have anything to do with me grabbing THAT apple and you taking it out of my hand and withholding it from me."
Everyone "You're not better than me! If I had to climb the tree then you have to climb the tree!"
Hym "You didn't climb the tree for that apple you asshole! If you love climbing the tree so goddamn much, give me my fucking apple and go climb the tree! Climb to the top for all I care! Climb to the top and go fuck yourself with the tallest branch! But you WILL NOT eat that apple instead of me. I would rather cook you like a pig, shove the apple in your mouth, and eat you both than climb that fucking tree. I would rather feed your grandmother an apple suppository and eat it out of her ass than climb that tree. Give. Me. The. Apple."
Iam "Hey, was that tree always here?"
Everyone & Hym 😐 😑
Iam "Oh, are we doing like an analogy thing here? Oop, my bad. I'll just... Yeah... I'll just leave... Sorry." 😅
Hym "Nooo... Not for THAT apple you didn't. You climbing the tree for your apples doesn't have anything to do with me grabbing THAT apple and you taking it out of my hand and withholding it from me."
Everyone "You're not better than me! If I had to climb the tree then you have to climb the tree!"
Hym "You didn't climb the tree for that apple you asshole! If you love climbing the tree so goddamn much, give me my fucking apple and go climb the tree! Climb to the top for all I care! Climb to the top and go fuck yourself with the tallest branch! But you WILL NOT eat that apple instead of me. I would rather cook you like a pig, shove the apple in your mouth, and eat you both than climb that fucking tree. I would rather feed your grandmother an apple suppository and eat it out of her ass than climb that tree. Give. Me. The. Apple."
Iam "Hey, was that tree always here?"
Everyone & Hym 😐 😑
Iam "Oh, are we doing like an analogy thing here? Oop, my bad. I'll just... Yeah... I'll just leave... Sorry." 😅
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