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stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018
mugGet the stuck in Amsterdammug.

Amsterdam Roulette

A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021
mugGet the Amsterdam Roulettemug.

amsterdaming

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.
by Redguard October 12, 2015
mugGet the amsterdamingmug.

Amsterdam

Amsterdam is a city in the Netherlands (which is it's capital), Also known as the city of weed.
Person 1 : I'm gonna go to Amsterdam
Person 2 : The city of weed?
by oli!! May 28, 2024
mugGet the Amsterdammug.

Amsterdam

a place where Louis Tomlinson went to without Harry Styles
Louis: i went to amsterdam without you all i could do was think about you
fans: but you went to amsterdam with eleanor

louis: exsactly
by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021
mugGet the Amsterdammug.

Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
mugGet the Amsterdam Braisermug.

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023
mugGet the dirty Amsterdammug.

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