Amsterdam Armageddon

A desperation insult to solve racism

Ya fuckin' Amsterdam Armageddon

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.

Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."

by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018

Amsterdam

a place where Louis Tomlinson went to without Harry Styles

Louis: i went to amsterdam without you all i could do was think about you
fans: but you went to amsterdam with eleanor

louis: exsactly

by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021

Amsterdam Dip

Freshly squeezed Brandi with French fries

I’ll have ....one Amsterdam dip please

by Sej August 22, 2019

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff

Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake

by Kemostar June 9, 2018

Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.

by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023