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Alek

Alek
Alek
by instais_gia.bal.17 February 26, 2025
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Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK
by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019
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Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek
"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"
by James bondes February 23, 2019
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ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.
Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.
by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024
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Aleks

yk Aleks hes super cool
by Brynn is pretty November 25, 2021
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Aleks

Aleks just is a punching bag
by mildly mike June 13, 2022
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Aleks

A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
by dickcheese75 November 3, 2020
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