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by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019
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"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"
by James bondes February 23, 2019
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by Brynn is pretty November 25, 2021
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Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
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Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
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by dickcheese75 November 3, 2020
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