Alek Theodore

Jolly, smart and very sweet guy that lights up the room.
I miss Alek Theodore so much!!
by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021
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Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.
Alek C is SOJ
by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019
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Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
by Alek Patoschka May 31, 2019
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Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.
Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*
by alexsalontai November 18, 2022
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Magn og Aleks lejlighed

Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.
"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"
by Bunnerlol October 20, 2021
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alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
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Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
“Hey look its alek
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
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