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dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them
by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020
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Aldo

Stinky, short, chunky and gay
Shut up aldo you faggot
by Pussyslayer495 March 2, 2020
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Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.
Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!
by The Richweiler August 4, 2024
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aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes
Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!
by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016
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Aldo

He is the best dude in the world his dad is Bahu and he is a sick lad that is amazing also AldoWichii
Aldo is so cool so is Bahu and AldoWichii
by Aldricisawesome August 28, 2017
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Aldo

the type of person everyone will love, even his enemies would never deny how great he actually is. he is sweet and warm, charming, smart, ambitious, knows what he wants to do in life, popular and obviously a heart breaker. someone you wouldnt be able to moved on from for a long time.
a : hey, have you heard anything from Aldo lately? I wonder how’s he been doing.
b : last time i heard he just finished his bachelor degree and about to get his master degree at Germany, has a beautiful girlfriend as well.
a : oh wow, that is so Aldo. good for him tho lol
by skymate20 November 23, 2021
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