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Premature Acceleration

When a automobile begins to accelerate before it is prudent. Most often witnessed at intersections that are controlled by traffic lights when a driver incorrectly assumes that it is his turn to go next.
Driver: Look at that guy raring to go. I'll bet he doesn't know that it's my turn to go next.

<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>

Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.
by Mit Long February 12, 2010
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Mass times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010
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Achell

The most caring, loving and thoughtful girl. You can pour your life to her and no matter what stupid stuff you tell her, she will accept you for who you are. She is a lifelong friend you would never want to lose because she is a one of a kind and not a single person can replace her.
If I were you, I will choose Achelle over her. You lose someone special dude. Think.
I dunno,man.Achelle is the only person who understand me.Im really lucky we met.
by Wickedshe June 1, 2020
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Ghetto acne cream

mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.
Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".
by lkreyna2 March 6, 2008
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acne

A skin condition in which pores become clogged and inflamed with sebum, the natural oil that your skin produces. This inflammation leads to pus, bacteria, and redness in the affected area.

Usually occurring in varying degrees in the teenage years because of hormones, but can show up in adults as well. There is also a strong genetic component to acne.

There is no cure for acne, only treatment, which ranges from salicylic acid to the more serious accutane.

Check out acne.org for a regimen that really helps clear up skin. Trust me, it works well if you follow it.
Dude 1: That dude had huge acne all over his face, that must really make him feel like shit.

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but accutane helps acne even though your skin gets so dry your lips bleed and if you get pregnant your baby will have a tail.

Dude 1: Dude yeah accutane helps but didn't fully clear it for me dude. I used 2.5% benzoyl peroxide and lotion twice a day and that helped loads. You should check out acne.org for a good regimen using this formula dude.
by AcneBeGone September 9, 2009
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Aceel

From the sanskrit word "asile" which is a unique and a beautiful Greek flower. Thus, the name "Aceel" has become used to describe a woman that encites desires by her inner and outer beauty and unique personality. An "Aceel" is a strong woman that many men can't resist because of her sweetness and love. An "Aceel" is a keeper, but one must know how to keep her.
I need an "Aceel" in my life
by DictionaryNerd October 18, 2010
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acceleration marks

Acceleration marks are crap stains that you intentionally leave in your underwear. They are in essence, the opposite of skid marks, and are so named accordingly.
All that chilli I ate yesterday has let me do some sweet acceleration marks in my shorts. Just a little scratching is all it takes.
by the nesto December 23, 2007
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