Hot avocado

A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.

"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."

by Nom.De.Plume January 24, 2017

Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

Nikocado Avocado

A living rock

man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.

by Clixen September 6, 2021

avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

avocado hoez

a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.

pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!

by those two 14 year old bitches March 25, 2007

Nikocado Avocado

fat retard

retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded

by idontfuckmen October 2, 2021

im an avocado

When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.

I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!

by Heccyboi January 24, 2018