Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck

JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*

by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020

Secure Attachment

Not Zach.

Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.

by notautumn September 15, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.

Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.

by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024

Attaching images

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.

Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.

by GayMexicanAssInsideMyAss September 3, 2017

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021