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Angry German Kid

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A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.

The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.

In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.

Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).

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Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
John: OH MY GOD!~!!!!hbvebfhdbfhj jf bvfRAGHH!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T SIMS 3 LOAD!

Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010
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Angry Bum

A severe bout of diorreah caused by excessive drinking combined with spicy food. Hurts when it comes out and pebble dashes your toilet as if your bowels are getting revenge for putting all that crap into your system.
Man, I had severe angry bum this morning after last night.
by RedPyramid January 27, 2009
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Angry Coma

when someone goes to sleep mad, the anger is still visible upon their face.
* During a car ride *
* Axel notices his uncles girlfriend who was angry before falling asleep and still looked very angry while sleeping *
Axel: Uncle Jai, why does Megan look like that while she is sleeping?
Jai: We got into a fight about how we dont need to eat all that fast food she wanted.
Axel: Oh, so she is in an Angry Coma i take it.
by Axel Wolf April 7, 2013
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angry school teacher

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job
Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher
by The leader of the DBH April 29, 2016
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Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009
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angry flamingo

You fuck a tall chick standing up, just before you shoot your load you stomp on her foot so she is standing on one leg. You then bust it right in her face when she bends down.
Tina got that cast on her foot when we were getting it on against the wall because I gave her an angry flamingo.
by Ron Mexico April 21, 2005
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angry white woman

To further the definition...

The 'upside down U' is where Angry White Woman's mouth should be. As for the 'humongous thumbs,' tests by scientist-type dudes are underway to prove the existence of gravy, which has been widely assumed by the general public. While all fingers on Angry White Woman's hands are found to be scary (due in part to their sheer mass), the thumb region takes the cake as they are as wide as they are long.

Odd hairstyles usually accompany Angry White Woman, and are often found to be on the side of extreme. Angry White Woman does not use beauty shops, instead, enlisting the aid of 'friends' to lift her wig.

Angry White Woman is often found to be eating, and is never without some sort of a luggage-type bag filled with chips, candy, and other food-like substances.

Also, when not playing Keno, Angry White Woman can be seen laying around the apartment watching 'Law and Order' in one of its many forms.

Angry White Woman is the ultimate mooch, as she knows not the meaning of the word 'work.'
Christy-Bee lays around P-Did's crib watching Law & Order SVU (instead of getting out and looking for a job), and is quite the Angry White Woman.
by His Royal Throbness May 17, 2005
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