Anderson Lane

Anderson Lane is a Post-Hardcore band originating from North Haverhill, NH.

Members
David Peart- vocals, guitar
Michael McNamara- guitar
Joshua Peart-bass, vocals
Dylan Frazier- drums, death growl

"Yo dude, did you hear that band tearing up that show last night?"
"Yeah man, that was Anderson Lane!"

by ALfan October 4, 2011

Anderson Cooper 360

One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.

Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

by Federer343 December 16, 2011

Anderson Girl

Born and raised in Anderson County, SC and will stay in Anderson County until they die. They attend Anderson University, majoring in elementary education, R.N. or cosmetology while husband hunting. Often impregnated and married by the age of twenty-one. They go on to become a homemaker and waste their education. This particular breed of females love big tacky beaded jewelry, polka dots, and embroider their initials on to everything they own. Typically over weight because they are too pretty exercise and any form of exercise will mess up their clown make-up. They wear their hair stick straight in a bob cut or make their hair crunchy with gel. If you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, my advice to you, is to run the other way.

I wish I could tell you what that Anderson Girl just said, but I don't speak red-neck.

by clever pseudonym92 July 13, 2011

Anderson & Associates

Kick-ass law firm located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The firm has a reputation for outstanding legal services and reasonable fees. Traffic, Criminal Defense, Bankruptcy, Personal Injury, Wills and Trusts, FAA, you name it, they probably can handle it. Attorneys employed by the firm are renowned throughout the Hampton Roads area for their high acquittal rate, so much so that local prosecutors sometimes use the firm's initials, "A&A," when they decide to drop a particularly weak case.

Commonwealth's Attorney: "Just had to A&A that felony DUI case. We forgot to attach the Menendez-Diaz notice to the BAC certificate of analysis. The Defendant actually retained Anderson & Associates to represent him and I didn't want to give their attorney a chance to make me look like an idiot in front of the Judge."

by jaybeeOV August 16, 2011

Anderson-Best Thereom

A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"

The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.

Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"

Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."

Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."

Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*

by TheSandman321 September 8, 2010

anderson university

A college in South Carolina. The only way to tell people where this god forbidden place is located is “it’s 30 minutes from Clemson”. The rules are fucking ridiculous, the students are all home-schooled goody two-shoes that won’t waste a second snitching on you, the staff clearly hates their jobs, and there aren’t any frats or sororities so if you don’t make friends then you’re fucked

Yo dude, I heard that Sharon goes to Anderson University. What a lame-o.

by JoeByron69420 November 27, 2021

Anderson Thong

When a guy stretches his thong WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much.

Is that girl anderson thonging?

by Katelyn Herbert Syndenthong October 27, 2010