Aids

Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.

"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"

by holdinmynutz May 30, 2013

Aide

A fucking horrible teacher who likes to take away your cards against humanity during lunch.

God damn you Aide!!!

by Suhdude2003 June 8, 2018

AIDS

Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.

Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.

by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009

aids

funng cat gc

aids momnct

by radeline October 22, 2020

Aids

Fortnite battle royale

Everyone who plays this game has aids

by Doctor Aids January 9, 2019

Aids

Slang for bad. Can be used to describe feelings of distaste and dislike towards something.

"Maths is so hard. It's aids".

by PataytoPatahto July 31, 2018

AIDs

a really bad disease caused by sexual interaction

AIDs and Kids are pretty similar, They’re both expensive,They’re constant reminders of the mistakes you made, and once you get them you can pretty much only date other people that have them.The only difference is you can’t go to jail for dropping AIDs.

by The Real Definition :) March 28, 2019