too lawng ago

Refers to a period of time following an event that is too lengthy for any legal action to be taken.

I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.

by QuacksO November 17, 2020

long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.

Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....

by ianvogue March 21, 2019

last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.

Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.

by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017

Agos

A word created recently for eyebrows !
This word is used as a noun!

Amy: Wow she has such nice agos!
Jess: Yeah I wish I had agos like them!

by geekywriter204 December 13, 2017

More than yesterday ago

A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.

I lost some of my carefully machined parts more than yesterday ago.

by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Later ago

Later ago is past tense for later.

Person: I did my homework later ago

by Stinky rat February 19, 2021