Mayham-in-the-A.M.

When midnight shift workers proceed to go to the bar and getting completly wasted after their shift ends instead of going home and going to sleep.

Charles: Dude tonight has sucked we should totally arrange some mayham-in-the-A.M.
Twon: For sure, this night has been a complete bag of ass.

by nbroo April 19, 2009

mayor a-hole

A term to refer to an extremely cute boy that can be a douche at times.

Dakhota is such a Mayor A-Hole

by Mayor A-Hole February 18, 2017

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

Mayhem in the A.M.

Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.

Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else

"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."

"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."

"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"

by Ceaser21 April 6, 2017

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

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