Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
Get the Humphreymug. The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
Get the Owen Humphreysmug. A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020
Get the Ethan Humphreymug. A pretty cool name I’d say, meaning Bear Cub/ Peaceful Warrior. I know a few people called Humphrey, proper down to earth souls that can only see the best in people, they look past the bad. Norman/ German origin so that means they’re normally tall, blonde and fabulous. They’ll fiercely protect their own so don’t mess with them. They’re lovers of the outdoors, enjoy camping and sitting round a fire telling jokes and toasting to the good life with their friends and family. Extremely humble and grateful for what they’re given in this life and look forward to the next. Keep your Humphrey close, they’re very special people.
Humphrey is the best of the best!
by goodforyou2987 November 26, 2021
Get the Humphreymug.