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Mummer Cummer 

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum
Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!
Mummer Cummer by tizzle30 October 2, 2007
Cammed (v)- Similar to a duff, getting cammed involved a manipulative "relationship." Typically involves an attractive, art-oriented member of the opposite sex. This person will befriend in a seductive way, the victim. The victim will ultimately fall in love with the Cammer. The Cammer may choose to engage physically with the victim, however, they will never give the victim the security of a relationship. The Cammer will typically have a boy/girl -friend on the side and this will be the "facebook official" relationship. The "relationship" between the Cammer and the victim will typically be kept a secret, so as to add to the pain. In some cases, the Cammer will physically harm the victim, but this will typically happen once the victim is manipulated enough that they cannot leave the "relationship" regardless of physical harm. In most other cases, the Cammer will use the victim as their trashcan of terrible "art" or "poetry." They will also typically flaunt their knowledge of French and/or other romance languages.
Oh my goodness, I must have been Cammed or something! I'm stuck in a go-nowhere relationship with a narcissistic poet!
Cammed by CeKem December 20, 2010

ninja cummer 

A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.
I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.
ninja cummer by Keatball November 11, 2018

cat cummer

someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet
Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer
cat cummer by germanpeppapig March 20, 2019

the cummer

ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.
girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet
the cummer by hermitthefroug September 6, 2021

Maze Cummer 

When you make a maze out of you dried cum.
I’m just made a new maze cummer and it won a prize.
Maze Cummer by Tepbow November 2, 2022