Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

Your Dad's friend

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009

your dad's balls

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles

Shut up bruv go suck your dad's balls

by Your dad's balls October 16, 2017

your dad's glasses

the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.

commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
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"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*

by Bumping Jean May 17, 2009

were in your dad's lumbar

an idiom that says you are older and more experienced than immature teen cyberbullies in life

Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo

by elahe May 5, 2021

your mom is your dad's mom

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021