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They aremysterious. The kind of person you want to be friends with, but scares you at the same time. They usually display goddess like qualities and always has admirers! Whitnei's are passionate about many things and and quick to give you a lesson if she thinks you need it. Whitnei's don't take shit from anybody and will not spare your feelings, which is ironic because they are super sensitive. All Whitnei's have the ability to captivate their audience without much effort. There are no ugly Whitnei's, so if you come across one....it's a stage name!
Try to outsmart a Whitnei and you will be educated, and then humiliated!
by 4g0tt3n December 22, 2016
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The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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Whitney

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A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
Why is Whitney so gorgeous? I am nothing but jelous.
by wishuknew January 19, 2013
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Feeling Whitney

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A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things
“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”
by Itzjuztme April 6, 2018
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Twisted Whitney

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Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.
by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020
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Pink Whitneys

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A New Amsterdam, and Newman's Own Pink Lemonade mixer. The drink made famous, by the guy traded for Chris Kunitz, Ryan Whitney. Hence Pink "Whitney".
Tom "Hey Mike, howas your nigh last night?"

Mike " Oh man, got in one, and gassed no less than a dozen pink whitneys, think I need an IV"

Tom "Classic, nothing better than gettin in one off some pink whitneys"
by Stem_brulee October 23, 2018
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whitney wisconsin

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Amy Lew, most commonly known as Whitney Wisconsin, is a girl that loves having sex with dogs, and highly recommends it to other girls. She is compelled to show the internet the disgusting things she enjoys doing to animals, and puts pics and videos on Tumblr and Youtube. Whitney has uploaded quite a few videos talking about why girls should fuck dogs, and has plenty of videos of herself doing just that. One of her most controversial videos is of her fingering herself in a Walmart, then going around the store and asking customers what her fingers smell like.

She "fell in love" with leafyishere, and to show her love for him, she eats a cricket. DramaAlert (keemstar), another Youtuber, brings them both onto a live radio show, and she begs leafy to tell her how much he loves her. He does, only after she promises to stop doing weird shit to animals. Afterward, she strengthens their relationship by roasting him about how he's using her for popularity, to which he responds by fucking destroying her.
Guy 1: "Dood, did you see the new Leafy video about Whitney Wisconsin?"
Guy 2: "Is that the girl that fucks dogs?"
Guy 1: "Yeah shes fucking disgusting."
by TwistMiNova June 18, 2016
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