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Virgin Syndrome 

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.
I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.
Virgin Syndrome by Thatgf June 19, 2016

Post-Virgin Syndrome 

When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"

"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."

"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
Post-Virgin Syndrome by The Big V February 10, 2013

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"

Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"

Virgin Dick Syndrome 

When a girl loses her virginity to a guy she is dating and then becomes obsessed with having sex with him to the point of it being too excessive.
I finally got my new girlfriend to sleep with me, and now I can't get her to stop, she's totally suffering from virgin dick syndrome.
Virgin Dick Syndrome by Hfthvfhbv September 25, 2013