Gentleman's Umbrella

Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.

Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.

Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?

It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?

Gentleman's Umbrella by dong tickler April 21, 2010

Devil's Umbrella 

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Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

Devil's Umbrella by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

devil's umbrella 

Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.

That's a devil's umbrella, Johnny. Don't even THINK of picking it!

devil's umbrella by pentozali June 18, 2009

Umbrella Stand

An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.

Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!

Umbrella Stand by 27 Faces July 8, 2007

Umbrella syndrome

The umbrella syndrome refers to the people who have problems with socialising so they prefer to read or do something else just so they won't talk to anyone . The people with this syndrome start to understand some things so deeply that logic loses in front of them , the ones around them think that they are really smart but what they don't know is that they just don't find talking so interesting even so they talk with themselves so much .

There are kinds of people with this syndrome that are really different so this explanation doesn't really describe all of them .

My daughter is obsessed with her books/phone/dolls , I'm scared that she has the umbrella syndrome .

Umbrella syndrome by Rouge_Nicol January 4, 2021

Umbrella Socialism 

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.

"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".

Umbrella Socialism by Hiroish June 22, 2014

umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

umbrella stand by Herr Lip December 1, 2007