Poor-Man's Transformer

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Transformer Sex

Another Word for Dubstep, Which happens to the best Genre in the Dance Music Category.

What are you listenin too ?

Transformer Sex.

Fuckk Yeaah.

by xxAce <3 July 15, 2011

Transformer-sexual

1.A person who is endulged in the TV/Comic Series transformer.
2. A person who only talks about transformers, and is single.
3. The annoying kid in the class who can't shut up about stupid robots.

Me: Your transformer-sexual!
Person: No I am not just Bumble is super awesome, wanna see my collection of him?
Me: No, go shove your flash drive up your ass.

by Deyanira M February 20, 2009

Megan Fox Transformer Scene

A scene from the movie, "Transformers (2007)" showing Megan Fox repair a car, that Shia LaBeouf was driving after it breaks down. Millions of people on the internet are known for masturbating to this, talking about hot Megan is and calling those who weren't turned on by it gay.

Person 1: Have you seen the Megan Fox Transformer scene?? It was so hot I cummed while watching it
Person 2: Megan isn't even that hot
Person 1: Are you gay??

by Pu$$y_god April 1, 2024

Transformers (2007)

Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film based on the Transformers toy line. The film, which combines computer animation with live-action, is directed by Michael Bay, with Steven Spielberg serving as executive producer. It stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager involved in a war between the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, two factions of alien robots who can disguise themselves by transforming into everyday machinery. The Decepticons desire control of the AllSpark, the object that created their robotic race, with the intention of using it to build an army by giving life to the machines of Earth. Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, Anthony Anderson, John Turturro and Glenn Morshower also star, while voice actors Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving voice Optimus Prime and Megatron respectively.

Transformers (2007):
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: (drawing his guns) You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: (retracts his guns) Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route...
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!

(Starscream arrives at Hoover Dam)
Starscream: Go, go, go!
(deploys missiles)

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

Optimus Prime: Sam... you risked your life to protect the Cube.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.

Optimus Prime: (to a dying Megatron) You left me no choice, brother.

(During the end credits)
Starscream escapes Earth and races into space.

by The Centurion November 29, 2012

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.

Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.

Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?

Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice

by MichaelBaySucks July 22, 2011

Doing a Transformer

When one seems to change the subject when asked a question and dazes for an uncertain amount of time. Tends to ignore the given question. Mostly used during awkward times. Person will tend to say "No i did not just change the subject"

Verb

1st person :oh hey what did you do with that girl last night?
2nd person: (Dazes) Want to go see transformers?
1st person : Yo man you just did "doing a transformer"
2nd person what do you mean?

by gene1234 January 26, 2011