to pull a taylor

To fall and injure oneself while at work not once, but twice.

To pull a Taylor; Merl pulled a Taylor when he slipped on a patch of ice and injured himself only to do it again a short time later.

by FrankyM March 27, 2019

Pulling a Taylor

Using up all of the shower shampoo during one shower

Were you pulling a taylor on the toothpaste?

by Marpin July 11, 2009

Pulling a Taylor

The act of trying to be funny but epically failing

The man tried to make a funny joke in his speech, but he ended up Pulling a Taylor

by The Mexicutioner February 8, 2010

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.

Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"

by nvv March 15, 2013

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.

When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.

by broski10233 June 12, 2010

Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019

Pulled a Taylor

When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"

Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"

by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016