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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" 

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

The Spin Crowd 

A TV show that aired on E!. It was basically a show about two guys who own a fashion business. One is always angry, and the other comes off as a very eccentric person. Produced by Kim Kardashian, and got cancelled less than two months after premiere, good job Kim, you really outdid yourself you Kartrashian. Starring Jonathan Cheban, Simon Huck, Katie Mox, Lauren Stoner, Erika Ledesma, Summer Hill.
Patrick: So I was watching the Spin Crowd yesterday.

Maddie: Hey! My cousin was on that!

Patrick: Cool!

Jason: I watched REM perform! It was horrible!

Both: Shut up Jason!
The Spin Crowd by FITZY!!! January 23, 2012

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.
Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!
The King's Triple Crown by Hale No February 24, 2022

the so-called in crowd at jyhs 

a group of people to busy looking for faults to see the trulnoble people around them because these people's idealism would mean there little world ain't perfect

The Crow-Syndrome 

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.
"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"