The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

stay on the cracker

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up

"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

stay
cracker

by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

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<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025