the carpet matches the drapes 

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

the carpet matches the drapes by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

The carpet matches the drapes 

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

The carpet matches the drapes by Old Coot April 19, 2018

when the carpet matches the drapes

when you insult a redhead human female specimen by asking her if her public hair is as red as her actual hair.

In the phrase when the carpet matches the drapes, the carpet refers to the pubic hair and the drapes to the actual hair. Seriously? When the carpet matches the drapes? What a f*ing misogynistic question.

when the carpet matches the drapes by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

carpet matches the drapes 

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

carpet matches the drapes by quamp March 24, 2007