the avocado

something you peel to make guacamole

"Peel what?"

"The avocado!"

peel

by AntiGuacomole October 21, 2015

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The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

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The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

by Dirigi April 8, 2021

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popping the avocado

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

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Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

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lay the avocado

a roblox twitter community member

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam

by jaiilinx February 12, 2021

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The slippery avocado

A lesbian sex thing

Last night the girls did the slippery avocado

by Pseugay July 23, 2017

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