The Porch

A GameFAQs message board that was once pretty cool but is now overran with n00bs and dumbasses.

I am a poster on The Porch.

by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003

The Porch Life

The Porch Life is the place you can just go and kick it and not worry about anything else. We sit around and chill all day. Ganja is our medicine and escape. We are the kids your parents warned you about. When we arrive, you know the party has started. Haters wish they could be us, and we just laugh at them. We will all be successful one day and there's nothing you can do to stop us. We have fun and still make better grades than you. (With the exception of one) Porch Life til the next life.
P.S. Not everyone is welcome at the porch.

I'm living The Porch Life, and you are jealous.

Ill be at the Porch.

by PLFL December 6, 2011

the porch life

a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day

he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life

by soalid gold$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ October 4, 2008

The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.

Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.

by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.

I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)

by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017

Hopped off the porch

When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.

I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.

by Hopped off the porch March 1, 2020