The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.

We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.

by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009

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The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

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the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

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National Grab the flat 🍑

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

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Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019