Testudo

A soundcloud eboy kpopstar from Connecticut. Known more for being an eboy than an artist but his music still hits hard. Often says the phrases “UwU” and “XOXO”. Usually affiliated with hennessy cognac, nicotine, the Pokémon squirtle, la Croix and being depressed.

Yo you bump that testudo? Yeah man “Don’t Remind Me” goes ham

by Esk8r October 30, 2019

testudo

A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.

Fear the Turtle!

I rubbed Testudo's nose before my Biochem final but I still failed.

by Edible Elf May 21, 2008

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

Tetudo

Street word meaning big breasted male comes from southern california mexicans and originated in the Inland Empire. Used as a joke on family or friends and rarely as an insult.

Damn man look at your boobs your a tetudo

by ChangoPeludo82 May 12, 2013

testudosexual

\ test-oo-doe-seck-shoo-ole \ , adjective, noun;
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile

I finally came out of my shell as a testudosexual... no pun intended.

by senoramonkeypants January 26, 2012

testudophile

\ test-oo-doe-file \ , noun, adjective;
1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual

Psychology teacher: In this clip we will see an instance of an individual expressing traits of a testudophile.
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!

by senormonkeypants January 26, 2012

testudos

A. a sort of turtle

B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..

watch the movie "gladiator" and watch out for the bit where russell crowe is a gladiator with a small army in the colleseum up against the chariot archers.. whom which get 0wned by the act of testudos

by HITMANHRT November 13, 2005