testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.

"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"

by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007

Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

by Tvgee April 5, 2019

Tester

When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.

C'mon, we gotta get down to 53rd! The Felson crew is putting out testers today!

by soe77 December 29, 2010

battle tested

You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.

You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.

by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.

Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!

by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009