strateer

1:(literal social gaming definition) Someone who is both resigned and "gay" for super efficiency and time management throughout the course of a work day
2:(party/dating scene definition) The only way they can appeal to women is through their tears...either because she feels blindedly self assured in her ability to discern male psychology or because she can genuine see through his pride and formality in social settings.....This can be troubling to her if he's able to distract from these feelings with little effort...

"That guy is strateer in every sense....he avoids women because of his devotion to time management, and he cries when a girl dumps him after three long and meaningful meetings....I want to sit next to him and make him cry.....and then make his heart stop!"

-Girl 1

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

strateer

1:(literal social gaming definition) Someone who is both resigned and "gay" for super efficiency and time management throughout the course of a work day
2:(party/dating scene definition) The only way they can appeal to women is through their tears...either because she feels blindedly self assured in her ability to discern male psychology or because she can genuine see through his pride and formality in social settings.....This can be troubling to her if he's able to distract from these feelings with little effort...

"That guy is strateer in every sense....he avoids women because of his devotion to time management, and he cries when a girl dumps him after three long and meaningful meetings....I want to sit next to him and make him cry.....and then make his heart stop!"

-Girl 1

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

strategerie

George W. Bush's plan for the Iraq War. (In this case, George W. Bush was played by Will Ferrell in a Saturday Night Live skit.)

We will use strategerie to conquer the heathens and their oil fields.

by Strategerist June 11, 2006

strategery

Used in a Saturday Night Live sketch parodying the 2000 presidential debates in which George W. Bush (played by Will Farrell) uses the word to summarize his campaign. The term satirizes Bush's propensity for mispronunciation. (The episode of SNL aired on October 7, 2000.)

Question: "George W. Bush. In your own words please summarize your presidential campaign."

Bush: "Strategery."

by Rev. Lovejoy February 5, 2005

Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.

"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"

by Brishem March 18, 2010

Straterriferd

Scared+Terrified+Feared

Extreme amounts of fear.

Created by Mitchell Davis

Person 1: That movie we watched was pretty scary, huh?
Person 2: Yeah! I was sooo straterriferd last night! I couldn't sleep at all!

by LissaLoveXoX December 9, 2008

Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020