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Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
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Stabile

sta-beel

verb (used without object), stabiled, stabiling
1. to overly procrastinate; delay without reason:

to stabile until an opportunity is lost.
2. to put off action; linger; loiter.

the boy stabiled on his flight confirmation causing the price to increase.

verb (used with object), stabiled, stabiling
3. to put off till another day or time; better deal; defer; delay; to put off to a later time; defer; postpone:

The pilot stabiled the flight until the weather cleared.
4. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder:

The dense fog stabiled the plane's landing.

noun
5. the act of stabiling; procrastination; loitering
6. an instance of being stabiled:

There were many stabiles during the train trip
7. the period or amount of time during which something is stabiled:

The ballet performance began after a half-hour of stabile.
Stop stabile-ing all day and pull the trigger on a car payment.
by Playerhater#1 September 29, 2017
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stabilise

To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.
'Wow,man, you really gonna stabilise my game right now'
by One#2 December 5, 2016
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sabinized

The action of being pushed to the side. When a group of people are walking on the street, some of them are left behind, marginalized because there's not enough room on the sidewalk. Usually the "alpha males" of the group tend to be in the front, while the less important people remain behind. Those people will then try to pull a "Sabin" by forcing themselves in the middle of the group. There are multiple ways to do this, but the most common and easiest one is to go in front of the group and slow down until you are in the middle.
A group of 5 colleagues are walking on the side-walk. Only 4 of them fit at a time, the 5th one, John, being left behind. John is feeling marginalized because he is not in the middle of the group. John will then go in front of the group and slow down until the group splits in half. John just performed a "Sabin" and is now in the group of 4. The person that was left behind is said to have been "sabinized".

LOL, you've been sabinized!

OMG, you were trying to sabinize me! you bastard!

Mihai was trying to do a "sabin" but was denied by Lucian and Andre who were paying attention. They noticed his futile attempt to slow down in front of them while starting a conversation about football.

That was a perfectly executed "sabin".

He sabinized me from behind, i haven't seen that before.

When he stopped in front of me, it was obvious what he was trying to do, but it was too late, i was already sabinized.

Andrei and Florin just did a double sabinization, a difficult move to pull off, but Alex and Mihai were not paying attention and now they have been pushed to the side. Good job Andrei and Florin.
by Infernal01 June 25, 2014
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Stribilize

To act in a disgusting, unsanitary, lewd, and niggardly manner by doing things like spitting dip all over the dishes in the sink, wearing shorts and undershirts for five days straight to the point where you see black and brown skidmarks, whacking off on the livingroom sofa on to the cushions and blankets, bringing monkeys and other undesirable people into your dorm/apartment, and making messes and not cleaning up for weeks to the point where rodents,pests, and critters start infesting the place, etc.
Dude, you nasty fuck, you stribilized the place.
by Poop Bandit May 23, 2008
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