squeeg

a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either

squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 06, 2003

squeeg

To urinate; espesaily in a car was drain

"He went to take a squeeg

by Alex, Ricky, Cody, Stan, and Medlin April 03, 2003

squeeg

A high class brand of flying saucer, like a ferrari in car terms.

My other ship's a squeeg.

by mousier bonjour February 03, 2003

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 20, 2013

Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh December 27, 2015

Squeeg

A dirtbag, slime ball, somebody who is detrimental to society

Catlin is such a squeeg, did you see those terrible face tattoes?

by Blkonsilvr April 13, 2016

squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 13, 2005