splä

a „splä“ is a extinct species from the stone age. But u can still find some, that survived until now. They probably hide in their houses or caves and play fortnite. On saturday‘s when everybody goes out the „splä’s“ probably sitting in bed and is eating a bar of chocolate. the life expectancy of a splä is about 26 years.

god damn he look ugly and fat, he must be a splä

by blocksss August 24, 2018

Spla

Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

Girl: What does spla mean?
Boy: Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

by ClasiikShark May 16, 2020

spla

Ejackulent

Bam! I hit that bitch with a shot of my love..SPLA

by Chuck Steward August 5, 2003

Spla

Sweet polite little Alexis

Boy- you’re such a SPLA

by Queen.lex April 22, 2021

Spla

When the brain goes in meltdown and you need around 10 mins to reset.

Oh my good my brain is spla

by Missdivaox April 24, 2023

Spla

When the brain has a melt down and you need around 10 mins to chill

My brain has gone spla

by Missdivaox April 24, 2023

Spla-dow

To ejaculate into your hand. This is followed by throwing into someones face! SPLADOW!

They do this in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!

by Spyler July 26, 2004