Sodas

An interjection of protest. An Acronym for "Sit On a Dick And Spin"

You need these TPS Reports by Monday? Sodas!

by thatfatboy April 30, 2006

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020

man sodas

A malt, alcoholic beverage in which most college males and or husbands with annoying wives, tend to sip on in order to slip away from reality or get UNDER the influence.

"Yo man, what are your plans for this weekend?"

"Not much, I plan on getting under the influence through the use of a couple man sodas"

by Cam and Tom December 18, 2007

road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

dark sodas

Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.

Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.

Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?

by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012

Rode Sodas

Beers or alcoholic beverages that are to be consumed in car on the way to the party destination.

"Kyle! wait we still have beers to finish." "Bring them on the rode." "Wait should we call these rode sodas!"

by TheManTheMythTheLegend4234 September 15, 2012

Marriott sodas

Free-flowing alcohol during work trips that hits different because corporate is paying. It’s that specific type of drunk you get when your company pays for drinks during business travel—the combination of expense accounts, hotel proximity to the bar, and peer pressure from colleagues leads to overindulgence—characterized by lowered inhibitions due to zero financial consequences and the weird social dynamics of drinking with coworkers in a soulless hotel bar 800 miles from home. Side effects include attempting to pack your suitcase at 3am, discovering you’ve been wearing your conference lanyard for 72 hours straight, and wondering if you’ve actually left the conference/hotel building complex since check-in.

Tyler: “Why are there three empty bottles of Stella and a half eaten room service burger in your bathroom sink?”
Jason: “Marriott Sodas, my friend. Marriott Sodas. Anyways, are you also having trouble connecting to the company VPN? I gotta get the updated SOW terms to the team in India by 3am.”

by Travelbuddy2007 February 6, 2026