simproving

When your bro simps way too hard after a girl and starts getting worse and worse at their hobbies. #brosbeforehoes

“Man why does he keep losing at disc golf?” “Cuz he’s simproving”

by HappenStance Clique February 10, 2023

Simpsoning it

Still doing something you should have stopped doing a long, long time ago.

Is that Pablo Fransisco still doing movie trailer jokes? Man, he is totally Simpsoning it...

by Mokoru March 5, 2011

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

simporing

Something that is so simple and boring

Me - Alexa, set a 10 Minute timer
Alexa - 10 Minute Timer Starting Now
Me - So that is amazing (under breath - simporing)

by Mandogy January 16, 2018

simprovised

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.

A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised

by x1asf2354asd March 29, 2020

Simpsoning

The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.

We were simpsoning all day today

by Bort thompson July 24, 2021

Simpsoning

Doing something outrageous that you think is original but was already done by the Simpson family.

Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.

by lowlord43 January 18, 2024