shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

by poemsbypam December 30, 2011

shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

by oracle March 12, 2004

shits me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

by shaggyist July 25, 2010

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

shit me

kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with

person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those

by Jessica boots boots April 15, 2006

are you shitting me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

by amc91 April 25, 2006

Shit me up

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

by ArchATE June 23, 2019