shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint March 26, 2016

shit ton

An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."

by SueB January 20, 2007

shit ton

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

by Russki September 13, 2005

shit ton

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010