shit gods

Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).

a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

by SMODNUK October 19, 2007

god's shit

(n.) the feces of the almighty.

(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".

This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.

My hair is God's shit today.

by Annahoj December 9, 2008

godsend shit

A shit where you wipe your ass and nothing is there

"Hey dude you barely used the toilet paper", "Don't worry it was a godsend shit"

by tehxnite January 31, 2017