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Sectional

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch
Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!
by SlopNChop June 29, 2018
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sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.
"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"
by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009
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sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
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Sectional Harassment

The act of harassing members of your section in marching band either sexually, racially, by grade level, or just plainly being annoying.
"Hey you stupid freshmen, stay in step"
"Wow, <insert name here> are hot, do you want to play with my skin flute?" These are some examples of sectional harassment.
by j4991 November 11, 2011
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sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”
We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.
by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018
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sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple
my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch
by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
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Trans-Sectional

a person who changes instruments.
Lisa is a Trans-Sectional. She was no good at clarinet, so she changed to Saxophone
by bandgeek4evah February 26, 2010
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