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Crip

big ripk means big crip

by RealRighCrip October 23, 2020

Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011

Ripkin

A Ripkin, is a baby in which eats monsters. These monsters can be of any kind, the ones living under your bed, closet, any kind.

OMG I Just have birth to a Ripkin.
I'm proud of our little Ripkin.

by Curseyoutommy May 12, 2013

Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

Crusty Ripken

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.

by Bensonscock December 22, 2010

Ripkens

A kickass high school teacher. Also very sarcastic...and sometimes says things that completely embarrass himself.

Man, Ripkens is a kickass teacher.

by somethingfunny. November 2, 2008

Ripken

A Ripken is a Blumpkin, getting a blowjob while taking a shit, followed by a Rimjob, where your butthole gets licked out. Make sure that the Rimjob came after the Blumpkin. Otherwise it's not a true Ripken.

This move was in fact invented by baseball player Cal Ripken.

Dude I totally got a Ripken from this chick last night, it was intense and she even cleaned up.

TALT Trip 2 traded Ripkens all night during their group solo!

by Trip two July 30, 2011