queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

quefe sandwich

when two girls are scissoring and they quefe at the same time making a vagina fart sandwich.

sean and noah just made a quefe sandwich on an ed reed jersey. (seans favorite athlete, hes going to be just like him)

by annas waterbottle May 1, 2008

Loser's Queue

1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.

2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.

1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."

2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."

by Yeetsuo October 25, 2020

fisherman's queef

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long

timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Arby's Roast Queef

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

by Das Furher August 3, 2010

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011